Last night Linda took me to the theatre to see a little three person play. I really enjoyed myself. But after the play when we returned to the car we found that someone had written on the window.
Very strange. Luckily it washed off with a garden hose this morning.
I checked my bank account today to find that my Ruddy Money had arrived. Thanks for the dosh Mr Prime Minister. I’ll use it to pay for the replacement pool pump as the old one blew up last week.